Today the yellow file folder made its rounds once again, only it was purposely given to me after everyone else had already signed.
Why? Simple: if I was the last to sign, they thought, I’d have less space to monopolize! I was hoping they’d forget the time they had to go out and buy a new birthday card because I ahold of it first and, because the lady owned a Dalmatian, I decided to draw her one! Followed by exactly one hundred more, all numbered and adorable and stuff.
I’d show you, but Hemlock burned it.
As if I was going to let a few “Bonne Fête” / “Happy Birthday” scribbles ruin my fun. Once again, all names (aside from Hemlock’s, who I’ve mentioned on many an occasion already), have been blocked out to preserve anonymity. ‘Cause I’m a good guy like that.