Sorry I’ve been away, but I’ve been really busy with work at the National Cemetery Management Council. Hemlock put me in charge of a special project and now it’s on me to engineer the “biggest mass grave ever.” I guess I’ll start with a big hole?
Anyhoo, I hope I’m up to the challenge.
Also, I was recently molested by an enormous Wookie.
The physical pain is behind me, but the emotional scars? They’re going to take a while to heal.