Hey, remember when I wrote about my death list? And how I said Kirk Douglas is on it?
Ghostly Voice: No one remembers! You had 170 followers, but when you stopped posting on a regular basis to enjoy your summer, and then hunt bears, deer, and forest chickens, they forgot about youuuuuuu!
Oh no! Please, tell me – is there any way to get them back?!
Ghostly Voice: Nooooooo!!!!
Ghostly Voice: Annnnnd! You didn’t even successfully shoot a bear! Or a deer! Or a forest chicken! DID YOU!?
…I did not.
Ghostly Voice: Boooooooooo!!!